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andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker, via guy)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via relahvant)

wide-worlds-joy:

ladyvivamus:

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

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MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.

Accurate post is accurate.

(Source: twinklefaerie, via lost-little-ib)

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via pizza)

some of FWN songs

(Source: mrmileskane, via dance-little-turner)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via relahvant)

(Source: sandandglass, via shouldnt)

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(via loserslol)

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

(via zaynsbro)

excavationed:

I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does

(via zaynsbro)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via flavio-sexual)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

(via shouldnt)