FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks
plot twist: it’s because we’re the Fire Nation
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#it’s like watching dw with someone who had never seen it
Doctor Who: the only show in which characters have to explain the plot line to other characters.
why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am
Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.
i hope you’re getting all this down
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blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
someone: looks like urine trouble
tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
award winning author
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"Who, from the cast, for you think would be the most deadly in the Hunger Games?"
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A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY
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reblogable by request~ anon
this had ten notes yesterday.
Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”
wait… something’s not right
OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING
I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high
High on frikkin bRITAIN BETCH
"Dude, I searched my name on Twitter the other day and guess who came up? Tyler Oakley. BEFORE ME."
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